
Yes, I was briefly excited by this
news that
David Fincher is in charge of a
Heavy Metal film revamp (er,
another one!). I sometimes think Fincher is great.
Zodiac was a masterpiece. Then there was
Benjamin Button. No one is perfect. In any case, there are a few oddities here: It’s funny to me that someone would be SO excited to make an anthology movie based on, I guess, the “idea” of an anthology that was last good 25 years ago. On the other hand, I kinda understand it —
HM represents a cinema-friendly storytelling style and is ready-made content for CG-fetishists. Assuming this involves work like
Arzach and
RanXerox, as opposed to, oh, I dunno,
Captain Sternn, it could be rather remarkable. Then again, Kevin Eastman was attached as director, too. So… oh hell. There was a period when Chris Cunningham was
set to make RanXerox, which could have truly blown minds and would again make sense since Cunningham worked for Fincher on
Alien: Resurrection Alien 3. The whole thing seems to have fallen apart, and while I once even saw some gorgeous production designs online, they seem to have vanished. Alas, I suppose I would just hope for some kind of blowback that sees a
RanXerox, color-corrected deluxe edition published. Or the complete works of
Sergio Macedo. Etc. Incidentally, here are Cunningham’s
designs (under the name Chris Halls) for the unfortunately terrible
Judge Dredd movie. This post is called “pulling a Frank.”