{"id":669,"date":"2010-01-24T10:59:00","date_gmt":"2010-01-24T15:59:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/comicscomicsmag.com\/2010\/01\/laughs-and-relaxation\/"},"modified":"2010-01-24T10:59:00","modified_gmt":"2010-01-24T15:59:00","slug":"laughs-and-relaxation","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/comicscomicsmag.com\/?p=669","title":{"rendered":"Laughs and Relaxation"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a onblur=\"try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}\" href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/2.bp.blogspot.com\/_D8lGkTzFWrk\/S1xt-lhFWFI\/AAAAAAAABwA\/nczBBUxU69E\/s1600-h\/C098.jpg\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" style=\"display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 261px; height: 400px;\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/2.bp.blogspot.com\/_D8lGkTzFWrk\/S1xt-lhFWFI\/AAAAAAAABwA\/nczBBUxU69E\/s400\/C098.jpg\" border=\"0\" alt=\"\"id=\"BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5430336172692166738\" \/><\/a>Two girls on a beach were talking.  One was volubly admiring a broad-shouldered, handsome man.  &#8220;Don&#8217;t be so impressed,&#8221; said the other. &#8220;My husband has a two-car garage but just keeps a bicycle in it.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Swiped from <span style=\"font-style:italic;\">Bachelor&#8217;s Joke Book<\/span>, written by Leo Guild and drawn by Carl Rose, 1953.  Found in Dan Nadel&#8217;s garbage outside Picturebox offices, 2008.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Two girls on a beach were talking. One was volubly admiring a broad-shouldered, handsome man. &#8220;Don&#8217;t be so impressed,&#8221; said the other. &#8220;My husband has a two-car garage but just keeps a bicycle in it.&#8221; Swiped from Bachelor&#8217;s Joke Book, written by Leo Guild and drawn by Carl Rose, 1953. Found in Dan Nadel&#8217;s garbage outside Picturebox offices, 2008.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"nf_dc_page":"","_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[297,470],"class_list":["post-669","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-nadel","tag-gags"],"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/comicscomicsmag.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/669","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/comicscomicsmag.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/comicscomicsmag.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/comicscomicsmag.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/comicscomicsmag.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=669"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/comicscomicsmag.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/669\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/comicscomicsmag.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=669"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/comicscomicsmag.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=669"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/comicscomicsmag.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=669"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}