{"id":400,"date":"2008-12-04T10:42:00","date_gmt":"2008-12-04T15:42:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/comicscomicsmag.com\/2008\/12\/you-know-you-need-a-better-image-consultant\/"},"modified":"2008-12-04T10:42:00","modified_gmt":"2008-12-04T15:42:00","slug":"you-know-you-need-better-pr","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/comicscomicsmag.com\/?p=400","title":{"rendered":"You Know You Need A Better Image Consultant&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>&#8230; when a guy who&#8217;s known as the &#8220;Comics Reporter&#8221;* calls you a <a href=\"http:\/\/www.comicsreporter.com\/index.php\/random_comics_news_story_round_up120408\/\">nerd<\/a>. (Not that I really have an image consultant.) I mean, it&#8217;s obvious even to me that I don&#8217;t remind anybody of Justin Long. And Frank&#8217;s got such soulful <strike>green<\/strike> blue eyes. (I&#8217;m color-blind, by the way, and don&#8217;t really know what color Frank&#8217;s eyes are. That&#8217;s why you&#8217;ll never see me complain about a comic book&#8217;s coloring. And also maybe why I don&#8217;t get Mark Rothko.)<\/p>\n<p>Strangely, I feel as if a great burden has suddenly been lifted from my shoulders.<\/p>\n<p>*(Just kidding, Tom.)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&#8230; when a guy who&#8217;s known as the &#8220;Comics Reporter&#8221;* calls you a nerd. (Not that I really have an image consultant.) I mean, it&#8217;s obvious even to me that I don&#8217;t remind anybody of Justin Long. And Frank&#8217;s got such soulful green blue eyes. (I&#8217;m color-blind, by the way, and don&#8217;t really know what color Frank&#8217;s eyes are. That&#8217;s why you&#8217;ll never see me complain about a comic book&#8217;s [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"nf_dc_page":"","_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[3],"tags":[256,452,463,691,851,1254,1314],"class_list":["post-400","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-blog","tag-color","tag-santoro","tag-free-to-be-me","tag-hodgman","tag-rothko","tag-hodler","tag-spurgeon"],"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/comicscomicsmag.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/400","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/comicscomicsmag.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/comicscomicsmag.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/comicscomicsmag.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/comicscomicsmag.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=400"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/comicscomicsmag.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/400\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/comicscomicsmag.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=400"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/comicscomicsmag.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=400"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/comicscomicsmag.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=400"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}