Sunday, January 24, 2010
Two girls on a beach were talking. One was volubly admiring a broad-shouldered, handsome man. “Don’t be so impressed,” said the other. “My husband has a two-car garage but just keeps a bicycle in it.”
Swiped from Bachelor’s Joke Book, written by Leo Guild and drawn by Carl Rose, 1953. Found in Dan Nadel’s garbage outside Picturebox offices, 2008.